Who invented Mondays? Someone must have - miserable bastard.
Still, if we didn't have Mondays, Tuesdays would be much, much worse. And if your birthday fell on a Monday, and hadn't been invented, you would miss all the presents. But you wouldn't get any older.
Everything has its pros and cons.
Especially Silvio Berlusconi's barbeques, I gather.
Still don't like Mondays.