Grand Prix week in Melbourne. Revhead heaven apparently: which got me thinking.....
     
If 110,000 people sit on the grass and watch 24 lunatics in very     fast cars for five hours, they will probably create less carbon     pollution per capita than musos driving to and from a jam session.     Aren't statistics wonderful!
If all the rock guitarists in Melbourne played Smoke on the       Water it would be neither entertaining nor particularly     unusual.
You can fit 60 political pamphlets into a trombone case, and still     not get caught smuggling them out of the country. I know, I've done     it.
In Ireland, the difference between a violin and a fiddle is that the     violin has a case.
There are 2,143 separate parts in a the average unweighted keyboard. Regrettably,     they are often joined up.
It is possible to learn and then play every Coltrane solo ever     recorded note for note. It is also very silly, and not something     that John Coltrane would ever have done.
Summertime can be played at a jam session in a key other     than A minor. This remains a theoretical concept.
     Rotten Ronnie sends his regards from the Nora Breadstick     Correctional Facility, where he is currently residing following an     unfortunate misunderstanding at the Altona Dog Show
 
 
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